I met a famous professional wrestler last weekend, and it was a real highpoint in my life… I have been watching this guy perform since I was a kid, and this made it a little bit anxious to see such a star reduced to playing a tiny show in a private school gym, then on the other hand, I got to meet him firsthand, so it was amazing.
I will not say his name, because I don’t want to besmirch his reputation, or cost him future work, then because not only did I meet this wrestler, but I got high with him, and then drove around neighborhood looking for the best cannabis; He is over six feet tall and weighs close to 300 pounds, so smoking a little bit of cannabis did nothing for this guy, however at his size, he would need to smoke an entire joint of OG Kush or Purple Haze just to get the slightest buzz.
After the matches I asked for an autograph and the 2 of us got to talking, and he asked where to find the nearest cannabis dispensary. I had to explain to him about our little religious town, and how the only cannabis dispensary my associate and I had closed at 8pm every evening. He was bummed to hear this news, so I abruptly told him I knew a few local men that sold cannabis, and that my associate and I could go find some together, my pal Earl had a half ounce of chronic cannabis that he sold me. After that the wrestler and I just cruised around town, listening to music, smoking cannabis, and laughing.