I met a famous professional wrestler last weekend, plus it was a real highpoint in my life, however i have been seeing this guy perform since I was a kid, and this made it a little bit sad to see such a star reduced to playing a tiny show in a middle school gym, however on the other hand, I got to meet him firsthand, so it was amazing.
I will not say his name, because I don’t want to besmirch his reputation, or cost him future work! Because not only did I meet this wrestler, however I got high with him, plus then drove around town looking for the best cannabis, however he is over six feet tall plus weighs close to 300 pounds, so smoking a little bit of cannabis did nothing for this guy, but at his size, he would need to smoke an entire joint of OG Kush or Purple Haze just to get the slightest buzz.
After the matches I asked for an autograph plus the 2 of us got to talking, plus he asked where to find the nearest cannabis dispensary. I had to explain to him about our little religious town, plus how the only cannabis dispensary my good friend and I had closed at 8pm every night. He was bummed to hear this news, so I hastily told him I knew a few local men that sold cannabis, plus that my good friend and I could go find some together, and my pal Earl had a half ounce of chronic cannabis that he sold me. After that the wrestler plus I just cruised around town, listening to music, smoking cannabis, plus laughing.