A fun night fueled by cannabis

I met a famous professional wrestler last weekend, and it was a real highpoint in my life.

  • I have been watching this guy perform since I was a kid.

This made it a little bit sad to see such a star reduced to playing a tiny show in a high school gym. On the other hand, I got to meet him firsthand, so it was amazing. I will not say his name, because I don’t want to besmirch his reputation, or cost him future work. Because not only did I meet this wrestler, but I got high with him, and then drove around town looking for the best cannabis. He is over six feet tall and weighs close to 300 pounds, so smoking a little bit of cannabis did nothing for this guy. At his size, he would need to smoke an entire joint of OG Kush or Purple Haze just to get the slightest buzz. After the matches I asked for an autograph and the 2 of us got to talking, and he asked where to find the nearest cannabis dispensary. I had to explain to him about our little religious town, and how the only cannabis dispensary we had closed at 8pm every night. He was bummed to hear this news, so I quickly told him I knew a few local guys that sold cannabis, and that we could go find some together. My pal Earl had a half ounce of chronic cannabis that he sold me. After that the wrestler and I just cruised around town, listening to music, smoking cannabis, and laughing.

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