Grumpy old man doesn’t understand modern cannabis products

Every month it seems that there is a new product I have never seen before. I have smoked weed for decades, but never gotten too exotic with it. Currently I see new products that bewilder me, because I’m not quite sure how they work. Topical creams you rub on your skin? That seems weird to me, and I don’t know how I could get high from it. I don’t know what shatter is, but people tell me it’s “the bomb.” I understand the concept of vaping, but don’t really see the point of it. I like to pinch off a nug of cannabis and smoke it up. With vaping they take the cannabis, turn it into oil, and then you vaporize the oil and inhale it. Isn’t that just smoking cannabis with more steps? I guess I’m getting old because I just don’t see the point in getting so fancy when cannabis is best enjoyed in its most natural state. Cannabis exists in dozens of cultures around the world for a very simple reason – it is simple, basic, and of the earth. Once you move cannabis into a science lab, it loses that natural magic! Young people like to play with new toys, and all of these modern cannabis products seem like toys to me. I don’t need any of the new gimmicks, because I am still content with smoking cannabis the same way I always have. I have a variety of tools including a pipe, a water bong, and rolling papers, so as long as I have some killer cannabis I don’t need anything else.


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