On day two I discovered the joys of cannabis gummies, and ate way too many of them during a three-hour long presentation.
I did not want to take the work trip. I really didn’t. I don’t like airplanes, I don’t like renting a car, booking a room, or any of the other crap that comes with traveling for work. My boss gave me no choice in the matter, and insisted that I attend the trade show, which was all the way across the country. The flight there was delayed, and took me 8 hours instead of 3, so it started off poorly. Once I arrived at my destination, I was delighted to see that recreational cannabis was legal in this city. My luck seemed to be changing for the better! Before I checked into my hotel, I went to a cannabis dispensary and spent $300 on a variety of products. If I was going to spend all day listening to convention speakers talking about sales techniques, I wanted to have an ample amount of cannabis in my system to make it tolerable. During breaks in between lectures I would bounce back up to my room for more cannabis. On day two I discovered the joys of cannabis gummies, and ate way too many of them during a three-hour long presentation. I had a great time, and made sure to buy a few extra packages of cannabis gummies to take home with me. On the other hand, I am kind of glad I don’t have legal cannabis in my hometown. I have a profound lack of self-control, so if I had access to cannabis 24/7 I would probably stay stoned 24/7.