Smoking cannabis at the gym

I stopped going to the gym because they wouldn’t let me smoke there.

  • I couldn’t smoke in the weight room, of course, but these jerks wouldn’t even let me light up in the parking lot! Their official rules stated that no smoking was allowed anywhere on the property.

I know they are a gym with a focus on health and wellness, but this is still America I should be able to smoke where I want. If I only smoked cannabis maybe it would have been different, but I still smoke a lot of tobacco, too. This is why I sunk a little money into converting my garage into a weight room, so I can smoke all the cannabis and tobacco I want when I lift weights. For some reason the other gym-rats all find cannabis more tolerable than tobacco, perhaps because cannabis doesn’t kill millions of people with lung cancer. Also, there is the fact that cannabis is non-addictive, and cigarettes are basically the most addictive thing this side of heroin. Anyway, I made myself a humble little gym in my garage, and put an ashtray in every corner so I could smoke cannabis and tobacco all through my workout sessions. Sometimes people come over to work out with me, but they always end up smoking cannabis and just watching me lift. I guess that cannabis doesn’t have the same impact on people that it does on me, because getting high always makes me want to lift more weights! Am I the only person here who likes to get high and exercise?