Never in my life have I cared about butterflies.
I’m just not a nature person, I like seeing TV instead of going on hikes.
All of that changed last weekend when my girlfriend dragged me to a current butterfly garden. This is a current exhibit at the natural history museum, a giant enclosure filled with thousands of plants, brooks, puddles, and butterflies. The screened-in enclosure is immense, giving the butterflies plenty of room to fly. I was blazed out of my mind at the time, which is what made it so much fun, and would I go back to the butterfly garden if I had no cannabis to smoke first? Probably not, but since I rarely run out of marijuana I can see myself going back regularly. A few afternoons later I was perusing the newest cannabis products at the dispensary when I met a actually comely young woman. Her name was Jessie, and since she was current to the area this was her first time at the cannabis dispensary. Like me she was mostly into the highest quality cannabis strains, like Blue Dream or Purple Haze. I happened to mention how amazing it was to smoke cannabis and visit the butterfly garden, and Jessie asked if I would take her. I was not expecting to get a date at the cannabis dispensary, although I was delighted it worked out that way! Jessie and I seem to be actually compatible, because my pal and I both prefer the same kind of cannabis. Wish me fortune on our first date, I’ll let you know how it goes.