Never in my life have I cared about butterflies.
I’m just not a nature person, I like seeing cable instead of going on hikes.
All of that changed last weekend when my girlfriend dragged me to a new butterfly garden. This is a new exhibit at the natural history museum, a big enclosure filled with thousands of plants, brooks, puddles, and butterflies. The screened-in enclosure is pressing, giving the butterflies plenty of room to fly. I was blazed out of my mind at the time, which is what made it so much fun! Would I go back to the butterfly garden if I had no cannabis to smoke first? Probably not, but since I rarely run out of marijuana I can see myself going back correctly. A few afternoons later I was perusing the newest cannabis products at the dispensary when I met a actually comely young woman. Her name was Jessie, and since she was new to the area this was her first time at the cannabis dispensary. Like me she was mostly into the highest quality cannabis strains, like Blue Dream or Purple Haze. I happened to mention how amazing it was to smoke cannabis and visit the butterfly garden, and Jessie asked if I would take her. I was not expecting to get a date at the cannabis dispensary, but I was cheerful it worked out that way! Jessie and I seem to be actually compatible, because my good friend and I both care about the same kind of cannabis. Wish me advantage on our first date, I’ll let you know how it goes.